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echoing-artemis:

he-put-the-ass-in-cas:

jackfrostftw:

mummymuscles:

Too funny not to reblog

this is almost every single possible reaction omf

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING YEAR

but can we talk about the lady in the fourth gif whose startle response is to drop into a fighting stance

3 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 513,849 notes

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
3 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 191,525 notes

rhetthammersmith:

dog cloud over Manhattan 

3 weeks ago on September 4th, 2014 | J | 119,250 notes

asammyg:

Cut the shit, Ernie.

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 425,890 notes

kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 506,112 notes
4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 206,447 notes
pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

pizzasnachosbutts:

i think walmart got new candles

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 220,072 notes

ohhmymerlin:

cats man..cats

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 61,272 notes

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 846,940 notes
kyubiisaan:


lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 231,629 notes
thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 153,761 notes

tyulipan:

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 88,289 notes

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 271,847 notes
edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 44,411 notes

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

4 weeks ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 606,257 notes